How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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