so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
