ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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