i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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