You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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