i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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