i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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