New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There's always time for handjobs
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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