we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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