Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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