I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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