brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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