I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
