He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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