Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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