I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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