I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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