just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
accomplished twins. life is a go
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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