Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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