soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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