D3 body, D1 cock
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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