I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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