She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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