If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just blew my weed a kiss
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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