that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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