Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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