it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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