scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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