he wants to bone in the snuggie
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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