Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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