I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
