i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
soo... how was my night?
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