To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
