fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize