at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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