Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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