Nicole vs. Life
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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