Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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