I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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