the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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