Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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