my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you had me at cake vodka
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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