I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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