Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
