butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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