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I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Where is the hickey?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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