can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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