Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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