Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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