"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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