Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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