just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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