But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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