i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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