Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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