We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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